During my highly nerving reign of unemployment, I have proposed a wish list of things to acquire and projects to endeavor once I start to have a steady flow of income. I'm a girl with huge dreams and java-flavored kisses! So, while I will not disclose ALL of my dreamy-like items, I figured it would be best to jot down some of them. Knowing me, I will forget them later. They are, in no particular order:
- a grooler. How cool would that be? I will be the first on the block to have one.
- Fake acrylic nails with gaudy colors and stupid smiley faces. Maybe some glitter thrown in. The base color has to be really dark, like gray or black. Superb!
- Start my own publication company. My first magazine would be titled, "Fuck Off Ken Lewis , Nobody Will Miss You."
- Bring Michael Jackson back from the dead.
- Have a memorial service for Saturn
- Construct a pep rally for the City of Chicago when they are (hopefully) announced as the LOSING city for the 2016 Summer Olympics. This would be an excellent reason to celebrate, and taxpayer money would NOT be affected in the construction/production costs.
- Bribe Barbara Streisand into retirement...for GOOD.
- Build a nice little cabin in the middle of Dumbfuck, Nowhere, throw Kanye West in there and throw away the keys for good.
- Which brings me to my second magazine titled, "Fuck Off Kanye West, Nobody Will Miss You."
- Develop an application that would force the spammers and spam bots into spontaneous combustion upon their introductory tweet on Twitter.
- Bribe a politician to end the Swine Flu. That way, I won't be spammed by the likes of Walgreens and media outlets just to get me to spend more money on a vaccine that may or may not work.
Plus much more! The sooner I can land a job, the sooner I can pursue my dreams!
